Introduction to Bunk

gimme a kiss


Hey my name is Bunk, although my great great great great granddad was from Newfoundland I was born in a little croft in the highlands of sausages! sorry I mean Scotland.

In 2 months time I will be 21 dog years old so I am in my prime and I like to …sausages! show everyone that I am indeed the centre of the universe. I am completely driven by my hormones at the moment and apart from… sausages! I am only interested in meeting the ladies. I do not know why but it came over me just a couple of months ago, there I was …sausages! sniffing a flower and I caught a scent, it was intoxicating. I buried my nose deep into the flower and the ground beneath it and filled my lungs with the heady aroma. I could tell so much about her, where …sausages! she slept, what had been eaten who she had licked it was all there to be …sausages! smelt. I had a taste and my teeth started to chatter, I was drooling like an old garden tap, this was it…puppy making time!

ooo something smells good

ooo something smells good

hmmm I wonder what's that smell

hmmm I wonder what’s that smell

ooops mummy calls

ooops mummy calls

Now when we go for walks, whilst Lilly (pretty but daft as a box of frogs) chases the ball for the thousandth time I have a greater mission, to sniff and water every flower, tree, post and bench in the entire park. Maybe if the big puppy in the sky shines on me I will get to meet my dream girl, or any of her mates all of whom are now in my mental “little black book”.

Oh I also love sausages…nom nom nom


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10 responses to “Introduction to Bunk

  1. Nessy San

    Scotland and sausages? Lol! Bunk, you’re so admirable!

  2. Oh you have the same obsession like me? The Ladies? It’s a very difficult obsession, because they are hard to find… and if, then you have someone on the other end of the leash who says: STOP! …uh…oh… wish I would be a rabbit :o)

  3. Ha! I remember this time with Moses – when all he wanted to do was go for a walkabout in search of ladies. But neither of them are equipped with a boom box and a ballad – even though it worked so well for John Cusack.

  4. OMD my Humon Brudder hiz Dad iz Scottish, I’mz Welsh ( mez Mollie ) and mez Mom’z English..Wez luv’z square sausage..BOL..You’z gorgeouz xx0xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  6. Bunk would probably like my Mutley dog… Newfoundland cross German Shepherd would be cute puppies! He’d have to do a lot of wooing first though, Mutley likes to play hard to get! πŸ™‚

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